19 Funny Women Who Tweeted Things So Hilarious I Woke Up My Roommate At 3 A.M. And Now She's Threatening To Move Out

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<img alt="A person smiling while holding a small white dog; a humorous social media post about a protective dog" loading="lazy" width="700" height="676" decoding="async" data-nimg="1" class="rounded-lg" style="color:transparent" src="https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/hSrB6m7AN.RxyiRQ629xBQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTkyNztjZj13ZWJw/https://media.zenfs.com/en/buzzfeed_articles_778/6df5d06d634f8e3a27c028cd87969a3f"/> @graceyldn / x.com 2.

<img alt="Screenshot of a social media post with a humorous exchange: "Could u elaborate?" followed by "No I actually completely forgot what I just said."" loading="lazy" width="700" height="243" decoding="async" data-nimg="1" class="rounded-lg" style="color:transparent" src="https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/vrnGyzCyccLvZrp5vgJEeA--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTMzMztjZj13ZWJw/https://media.zenfs.com/en/buzzfeed_articles_778/bd5566268666c708a6d0a2290af2eac9"/> threads.com Associated: 32 "Why Would You Put That In Writing?!?!?" Photographs That Show Some Individuals Are The Worst

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<img alt="Tweet from user Joji: "when someone starts talking about real estate I just say 'yeah, no, the market is craaaazy'"" loading="lazy" width="960" height="209" decoding="async" data-nimg="1" class="rounded-lg" style="color:transparent" src="https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/Y6_.jWf0nM7h6qTXqyZNIg--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTIwOTtjZj13ZWJw/https://media.zenfs.com/en/buzzfeed_articles_778/9f9bee44aa949a3a085bdca88a209687"/> @jojipaints / x.com Commercial

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<img alt="Tweet humorously advises removing Apple Watch with formal attire, likening the combination to a "spy kid."" loading="lazy" width="960" height="221" decoding="async" data-nimg="1" class="rounded-lg" style="color:transparent" src="https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/TuRuqsYpaNP6mohqctX7xw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTIyMTtjZj13ZWJw/https://media.zenfs.com/en/buzzfeed_articles_778/9edc10274226df903d19a08ea35b3f72"/> @diomuarr / x.com 5.

<img alt="Person with a crown looks upset, background shows flames. Caption: "when he makes a joke but i haven't eaten all day."" loading="lazy" width="960" height="1105" decoding="async" data-nimg="1" class="rounded-lg" style="color:transparent" src="https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/cmLCnlVtf3PoTfP8eXp8gw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTExMDU7Y2Y9d2VicA--/https://media.zenfs.com/en/buzzfeed_articles_778/251059f1b294a64ad5f0d12941d6e1eb"/> Common / @MarceAlgara / x.com 6.

<img alt="Tweet by user saying they didn't buy snacks to avoid having them at home, now regrets having no snacks" loading="lazy" width="960" height="205" decoding="async" data-nimg="1" class="rounded-lg" style="color:transparent" src="https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/Mh09x99IeYEGvyC0ZnEQuA--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTIwNTtjZj13ZWJw/https://media.zenfs.com/en/buzzfeed_articles_778/a0a5e8151e02bd1c85725e027a7275bf"/> @ClaireMPLS / x.com 7.

<img alt="A tweet about asking a boyfriend what he's most afraid of, expecting a sweet answer, but he says "YOU," followed by crying emojis" loading="lazy" width="960" height="210" decoding="async" data-nimg="1" class="rounded-lg" style="color:transparent" src="https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/jRkdm8nIFDpvKPfMqb4fNA--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTIxMDtjZj13ZWJw/https://media.zenfs.com/en/buzzfeed_articles_778/2b5d741a98f46252d5152aaafde44f22"/> @shut_thefu_ / x.com Commercial

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<img alt="Crocheted frogs wearing shorts are displayed on a table, surrounded by yarn and crafting materials" loading="lazy" width="960" height="1142" decoding="async" data-nimg="1" class="rounded-lg" style="color:transparent" src="https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/jzLkCQVPA7UY8VhE8XB8CQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTExNDI7Y2Y9d2VicA--/https://media.zenfs.com/en/buzzfeed_articles_778/2a2b2dff3f74058d8333b098cdd97ff1"/> @haphazardlyyyyy / x.com 9.

<img alt="A person in a subway station holds a sign saying, "DON'T GIVE YOUR P*SSY UP FOR A LAME!"" loading="lazy" width="960" height="1267" decoding="async" data-nimg="1" class="rounded-lg" style="color:transparent" src="https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/YI6UjEU5cm.noBZZ4hnj6w--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTEyNjc7Y2Y9d2VicA--/https://media.zenfs.com/en/buzzfeed_articles_778/c8f576027803d6bdae6ce687e79113e6"/> @MarceAlgara/ / x.com 10.

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<img alt="Tweet asking if cilantro tastes like soap to everyone, but some enjoy the taste of soap" loading="lazy" width="960" height="219" decoding="async" data-nimg="1" class="rounded-lg" style="color:transparent" src="https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/LAHiLXfjDpapQSiaJ0p_Pg--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTIxOTtjZj13ZWJw/https://media.zenfs.com/en/buzzfeed_articles_778/9e7be287d3ef0b5a0aabf0f41b9990f3"/> @ughfinewhatever / x.com Commercial

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<img alt="Social media post by iblamekaixin reads, "AND TO MY GREAT GRANDCHILDREN I LEAVE 38,288 SCREENSHOTS."" loading="lazy" width="960" height="150" decoding="async" data-nimg="1" class="rounded-lg" style="color:transparent" src="https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/tepaZD499__wZs0qZ93WBw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTE1MDtjZj13ZWJw/https://media.zenfs.com/en/buzzfeed_articles_778/c7fb486d3abba635aa764c5ff45ca1e4"/> threads.com 13.

<img alt="A humorous tweet recounts a 9-year-old mistaking Leonardo da Vinci's name for Leonardo DiCaprio" loading="lazy" width="960" height="321" decoding="async" data-nimg="1" class="rounded-lg" style="color:transparent" src="https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/40c_opL_0oUyZ6PuJL3qmQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTMyMTtjZj13ZWJw/https://media.zenfs.com/en/buzzfeed_articles_778/bb84303c53e4dc038b95febccf13a002"/> @RYGdance / x.com 14.

<img alt="A man wearing a headset appears frustrated while another person is out of focus in the foreground. Text joke about robot slur on social media above image" loading="lazy" width="960" height="901" decoding="async" data-nimg="1" class="rounded-lg" style="color:transparent" src="https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/wy7SUE9QJx3SuLwfohEFFg--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTkwMTtjZj13ZWJw/https://media.zenfs.com/en/buzzfeed_articles_778/1f74159254470c91e05e1f6f18764775"/> @kitgrier / x.com 15.

<img alt="Tweet by Gia: Joking about expecting a glamorous life with ballrooms but attending Monday calls with Chad instead" loading="lazy" width="960" height="207" decoding="async" data-nimg="1" class="rounded-lg" style="color:transparent" src="https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/K3Wms_3XJx3OtNWgir4jdA--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTIwNztjZj13ZWJw/https://media.zenfs.com/en/buzzfeed_articles_778/5828db756a4960243c7fb951dc2b6223"/> @Madison / x.com Commercial

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<img alt="Tweet humorously suggests women close their eyes during sex to avoid seeing men happy" loading="lazy" width="960" height="226" decoding="async" data-nimg="1" class="rounded-lg" style="color:transparent" src="https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/EvbXzKAsuRnh2EaCyoP0vw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTIyNjtjZj13ZWJw/https://media.zenfs.com/en/buzzfeed_articles_778/4935782458ea92eba18b18112271c1e0"/> @diomuarr / x.com 17.

<img alt="Tweet joking about how the husband's trust or fear leads him to hand over duct tape without questions" loading="lazy" width="960" height="237" decoding="async" data-nimg="1" class="rounded-lg" style="color:transparent" src="https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/rc9ekUBN4U9.2cxQliKLMg--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTIzNztjZj13ZWJw/https://media.zenfs.com/en/buzzfeed_articles_778/1a27fea0e7e128fd103b359721f014e9"/> @sixfootcandy / x.com 18.

<img alt="Tweet from kellalena.bsky.social: "Why is anxiety medication not called relaxatives?"" loading="lazy" width="960" height="156" decoding="async" data-nimg="1" class="rounded-lg" style="color:transparent" src="https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/o3CzM8JPl2Wtzg1BBAokuw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTE1NjtjZj13ZWJw/https://media.zenfs.com/en/buzzfeed_articles_778/674d871d66d5b32f5c5412e5c20caf23"/> bsky.app 19.

<img alt="Tweet from Sweet Momissa: "I don't need a mood ring, I have a Twitter account."" loading="lazy" width="960" height="164" decoding="async" data-nimg="1" class="rounded-lg" style="color:transparent" src="https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/RQPKSEfb4PowIKbHcnlUiA--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTE2NDtjZj13ZWJw/https://media.zenfs.com/en/buzzfeed_articles_778/1143166332744e1c402e6a46322bd774"/> @sweetmomissa / x.com Commercial

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